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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 08:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

'It's such a dream': Top high school performers step out on Broadway - NPR

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

The biggest binoculars we've ever tested: Celestron SkyMaster 25x100 hands-on review - Live Science

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Maxime amet sequi odit placeat molestiae.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

White House Aims To Halt NASA Missions Across The Solar System - Forbes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Webb telescope images frigid exoplanet in strange orbit - Phys.org

Still no good

share office space ...

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

I live in Massachusetts. Are there any resources here for people that are being harassed by voice to skull, etc.?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Nicotine Has a Bad Rap. There Might Be Some Very Good Health Uses for It. - Slate Magazine

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

NYC Heat Triggers Blackout as Soaring Temperatures Stress US Grids - Bloomberg.com

No way

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost all unmarried pregant women say that the fetus resembles the father, study finds - PsyPost

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Still no good.