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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 08:17

Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
'It's such a dream': Top high school performers step out on Broadway - NPR
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
The biggest binoculars we've ever tested: Celestron SkyMaster 25x100 hands-on review - Live Science
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Maxime amet sequi odit placeat molestiae.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
White House Aims To Halt NASA Missions Across The Solar System - Forbes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Webb telescope images frigid exoplanet in strange orbit - Phys.org
Still no good
share office space ...
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If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Nicotine Has a Bad Rap. There Might Be Some Very Good Health Uses for It. - Slate Magazine
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
NYC Heat Triggers Blackout as Soaring Temperatures Stress US Grids - Bloomberg.com
No way
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost all unmarried pregant women say that the fetus resembles the father, study finds - PsyPost
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Still no good.